Spore

 Spore is a game where you create a creature, then try to evolve it from a cell to explore space and stuff. It's really fun and weird, even though I don't believe in evolution. It's made by the creators of the Sims 3.

 This beauty right here is Dr. Turd. In Spore, you can customize your creature down to the shape of its body and its markings. Dr. Turd is very excited to be here right now.
Dr. Turd: OMG HAI GUYS I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Moving on.

 This is one of my creatures that I named the Aliasta. It can fly and it had a unicorn horn.

 Now an Aliasta is floating.
Aliasta: I'm just that awesome.
You shut up. I'm controlling you.

 Aliasta: WHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

 The creatures have nests and lay eggs. In Spore, you can see planets sometimes in the sky.

 The heck is this creature?
Weird derpy creature: O_O

 The Aliasta has a civilization now. Right now, there is this epic hologram thingy trying to convert a city. In the background you can see some of my vehicles.

 MOAR BATTLEZ!

 Epic creatures are these huge honkin' creatures that can kill you in a millisecond.

 This one puts its butt in the air like it just doesn't care .

 One of my main creatures (I always forget their names) is looking at an epic creature. DON'T LET IT KILL YOU.
Main creature: Derp?

 Another one? Honestly, this one looks like a bulldog.
Main creature: DEEEEERP?

 MC: I believe I can fly...

 What kind of terrifying  adorable creatures are these?

 Seriously? Another one?
MC: *Gettin his swag on* DERP.

 Creepin'.

 Look how huge these bones are! '-'

 Karru: My family is better than yours.
YOU DON'T KNOW NUTHIN

 What kind of eggs are these? They're extremely creepy.

 Karru: *happy*

 Preeeeeeeeety.

 Great. Now Karru is floating.
Karru: Water! Sun! Tree! I LUV DA WORLD

 In this picture, you can see a Karru flying, a planet, a weird nest of ogre/gorilla/idon'tknow things, and sparkly bones. This game is so normal.

And we finish off this post with a lonely Karru and an egg.

Karru:

Thanks for reading! I hope you like Spore. I'll post more screenshots another time. Bye brochachos!

TO ADVENTUREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!